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Chapter Twenty-Four: Genuine

  • 21st Oct, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Wanderer
Greetings to my fans round the world!

(Note for the uninitiated...I've been beginning emails like this for more years than I can remember)

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There was once a destructive duo, a powerful partnership, a titanic tag-team that went by the name of The Natural Disasters. Pictured above, or possibly below if you're reading this on Facebook and not my blog site, are those Leviathans, Earthquake and Typhoon - Former 1-Time Tag Team WWF Champions.
 

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aarrgh, but it's been a long season that me crew an' I been sailin' in yon Eastern Waters, and laden we be with a hold o' loot an' a medley o' tropical diseases that'd put Columbus hisself to shame. Sights we've seen to make our dead-lights blink in amazement, an' tales o' wonders we be able to tell when next the Sabre comes t'port.
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Chapter Twenty-One: One of those moments.

  • 27th Jun, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Wanderer
I was strolling down the street the other evening with a couple of my fellow teachers, and we passed a group of foreigners clad in business clothes walking the other way, a miscallaneous group from (by the look of it) a number of different nations. A business convention, I speculated.
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Chapter Twenty: Y'Can Keep It!

  • 23rd May, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Wanderer
As a follow up to the recent Top Ten, here's a similar number of things that I'm not sorry to have left in England:
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Chapter Nineteen: Top Ten

  • 17th May, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Wanderer
Since I've been dwelling upon 'Beautiful Isle' for just over a year now, having racked up the annum this Wednesday past, I've been thinking about the ten things that I miss most about the 'Old Country'...

1. You guys.
2. The Dales Drama Group/ NITWits Improv - Theatre, basically.
3. Live football and cricket - even televised cricket would fill a hole.
4. Real ale...sigh.
5. Fresh air and seeing the stars - rather linked, these two.
6. Moley and Scruffs.
7. My spice and hot sauce cuboard.
8. A stand-up shower with a curtain/screen.
9. Beer gardens, especialy when the weather's like this.
10. Local curry houses/take-aways.

I could add a few others, but they're more a result of lacking a working laptop than anything else, but the rather frivolous latter entries ought to show that I'm not in want of much.

Next time: ten things I don't miss.

Chapter Eighteen: Sensations

  • 3rd May, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Wanderer
I'll have to forgoe the usual archaic lettering today, due to circumstances that I will presently explain.

I have, due to much publicised and highly deplorable problems with my computer descended into the second circle of hell; that being, A Taiwanese Internet 'Cafe'.
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Chapter Seventeen: Thought for the day.

  • 3rd Apr, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Wanderer
ere's something that's been on my mind, inspired in part by my current profession, and in part from an old familiar source.
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Chapter Sixteen: Of Dreams.

  • 27th Jan, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Wanderer

ome years ago, after watching the Director's Cut of 'The Wicker Man' (and not the accursed remake), I had one of the most vivid dreams I can recall. That I can still recall it attests to its potency.
 

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Chapter Fifteen: Sawbones

  • 1st Jan, 2009 at 8:34 PM
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 strange but true anecdote this time, though as ever, not entirely free from embellishment.

 

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Chapter Fourteen: My Nemesis

  • 11th Dec, 2008 at 5:07 PM
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he rubbish trucks of Taipei are an interesting subject. Some collect general rubbish, others pick up recycling - plastic, glass, aluminium and cardboard. Unless one is fortunate enough to live in a building where a collection service is available, one has to look after one's own bins. The trucks come three times a day. The timing can vary, but around this locality, they roll up at nine in the morning, three o'clock in the afternoon, and seven in the evening. One has to be ready to meet them with bags of rubbish in hand, and it can pile up if you don't pay attention, for the trucks, like time, wait for no man.Read on... )

Chapter Thirteen: Wouldn't It Be Nice?

  • 2nd Dec, 2008 at 9:20 PM
Wanderer
n the year 2112, humankind came to the realisation that it no longer wished to continue the life that had been forced upon it. The continual reinvention and upgrading of computer technology had placed increasing demand on the productivity not of the workforce, which had long since been replaced by machinery, but upon those that managed, made decisions, attended meetings and completed all the necessary tasks of Industry and Commerce. Metabolic stimulants were now commonplace, family life had become a brief escape. But those that suffered most were those who sought to Create.Read on... )

Chapter Twelve: Look What Happened.

  • 18th Nov, 2008 at 12:22 AM
Wanderer
arkness, or thereabouts. The midnight black of a remote road, punctuated briefly by the swift glimmer of cat's-eyes caught in the headlights of the tow-truck. Not another motorist to be seen. It ought to be quiet, but the heavy rattle of the vehicle has no respect for solemnity and the industrial timpani spoils what should have been a contemplative silence.
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aarrgh...'tis a strange wind that's filled me sails o' late, bringin' me to this pretty pass. The calm seas an' easy pickin's o' the Caribs seem a long way away, though no doubt the scurvy Spaniards be praisin' their fortune and a-countin' their doubloons in me absence.Read on, by thunder! )
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he morning dawned bright and clear on the final day of my jaunt. The rising sun brought with it Read on... )
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o continue with the tale of my wanderings on Taiwan's east coast. Friday morning found me once more in the Homestay of a benevolent local, and also with the opportunity to rise late and take a leisurely stroll to the breakfast shop that I had alighted on the day before. Read on... )
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ust a quick note - this entry is broadly true, although expressed, as ever, in self-aggrandising prose.

Wednesday dawned. Both the lustreless skies of Taipei and mine own head-cold had cleared, freeing me to pursue at my leisure the journey to Taiwan's remote and mountainous eastern seaboard that I had planned to fill my free week. Read on... )

Chapter Seven: Chapter Six, Part Two

  • 26th Sep, 2008 at 2:28 PM
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nd when they had taken the Prince's body from the Palace, his people did take his body and commit it to the flames, as was their custom. There were many days of mourning in that fair city, for he had touched all their lives with his warmth, grace and kindness.

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Chapter Six: FĂȘte

  • 3rd Aug, 2008 at 6:08 PM
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n the anniversary of his birth, the Prince's enemies at last made their move.

Chapter Five: The Gods Make War

  • 11th Jul, 2008 at 2:03 PM
Wanderer
'm going to break off temporarily from the "badly-written exercise in self-indulgence", as some might have it, to try and convey the sheer majesty of the thunderstorms one experiences here.